Why we hate marketers
August 24, 2022
by Lance

Some marketing folks focus on how to delight their customers. Others on how to delight their CFOs. Here are a couple of examples of why we hate (some) people in marketing.

Why are hot dog buns and hot dogs sold like this?

Why are hot dogs and hot dog buns sold in numbers that are incompatible? At least they are not mutually prime.

Why three washers?

And who needs three (3) washers? Two washers? Four washers? Maybe they had just read Rendezvous with Rama?